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[personal profile] mannerless 2021-10-31 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
( roasted pumpkins, hmm, hmmmmmm, that might be worth talking some revelers out of a few of their less launchable gourds. or a soup! 'not immediately, of course,' she adds, and wei ying shakes his head emphatically. ) No no, certainly not, ( he agrees, ) But can we even take them back with us? We may have to cook them here. ( will she even regain her proper form by then? he's not sure how such things work, here. if all else fails, she could give him instructions and wei ying could try his best? )
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[personal profile] mannerless 2021-10-31 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
( for the record, if wei ying were made aware of such disconcerting jiggling, he might take a bit more care to smooth out the ride for poor gelatinous shijie. as it stands, she seems quite comfy settled in as she is, for however comfy an involuntary ooze can ever really be.

but now they're talking about- no, they're doubting his pumpkin-roasting prowess, and he lets out a vaguely 'aiya'-shaped sound of protest.
) My very own shijie doesn't think I can roast a pumpkin! I'm wounded. I know exactly how to do it, you just take the pumpkin and you-... well, you roast it. You see?
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[personal profile] mannerless 2021-10-31 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
( okay, that's. that's absolutely a thing he would do, no question about it. in fact, he vaguely recalls getting scolded by wen qing for that very thing. but! wei ying's pointing his free index finger down at the slime, waggling it a bit. ) Now, you see here, ( he says, which may be the fondest scolding to ever be delivered but that's neither here nor there. ) I've roasted all kinds of things. It's not as if I packed one of your fancy stoves up the mountain, you know. You'd be surprised what sorts of things a man can roast.